There’s just no other way to start this conversation than to first thank those who were there to support me through my long, thunder-filled night. I appreciate the hell outta that. I mean it! You were my sunshine in the moonless night. 🙂
Today I set out to go straight to South of the Border. I knew there’d be sunshine there; without doubt and Pedro. I haven’t seen him in ages. He hasn’t changed much, he’s had more than one facelift, his face looks frozen!
Don’t he look plastic to you? And a little blurry, could be the free beero. Not. I don’t get that ’til tomorrow!
Jeez!
Of course the very first thing I did was pay Pedro a little visit, after finding out I wouldn’t get the free beer ’til tomorrow!
I decided to sit at his feet. Have a convo. You know.
Then I thought twice about that shit. Never sit at a man’s feet. WTF was I thinkin’?
Besides. My next husband?
Let’s face it. There won’t be a next husband.
My next stop was the pot, because I had to pee, from all the free beer, I had tomorrow.
I carefully approached, as well I should and much to my chagrin.
The first two stalls were pot free!
The third stall is where I found all the pot heads!
Pot heads.
No mop heads.
Too much beer from tomorrow!
But there were plenty of sinks to piss in Lance.
Finally a sink to piss in!
For all the cheap assholes!
I just have to end this post.
I love y’all.
Thanks for droppin’ by.
Besides, I started this post yesterday and it is now tomorrow and it’s time for some………. Smirnoff.
I’m out.
I almost forgot. I got a hand job!
My new Peace Mood ring (Adjustable)
In black and white to hide the wrinkles.
Adios Amigos.
