Teela Hart

Surviving Domestic Violence

Got A Sumbeero! No, A Sombrero

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There’s just no other way to start this conversation than to first thank those who were there to support me through my long, thunder-filled night.  I appreciate the hell outta that.  I mean it!  You were my sunshine in the moonless night.  🙂

Today I set out to go straight to South of the Border.  I knew there’d be sunshine there; without doubt and Pedro.  I haven’t seen him in ages.  He hasn’t changed much, he’s had more than one facelift, his face looks frozen!

South of the Border

Don't he look plastic to you?  And a little blurry, could be the free beero.  Not.

Don’t he look plastic to you? And a little blurry, could be the free beero. Not.  I don’t get that ’til tomorrow!

 

But, not 'til tomorrow!

Jeez!

Of course the very first thing I did was pay Pedro a little visit, after finding out I wouldn’t get the free beer ’til tomorrow!

I decided to sit hat his feet.  Have a convo.  You know.

I decided to sit at his feet. Have a convo. You know.

Then I thought twice about that shit.  Never sit at a man's feet.  WTF was I thinkin'?

Then I thought twice about that shit. Never sit at a man’s feet. WTF was I thinkin’?

Besides. My next husband?

Let's face it.  There won't be a next husband.

Let’s face it. There won’t be a next husband.

 

 

My next stop was the pot, because I had to pee, from all the free beer, I had tomorrow.

free potI carefully approached, as well I should and much to my chagrin.

The first two stalls were pot free!

The first two stalls were pot free!

The third stall is where I found all the pot heads!

Pot heads. No mop heads. Too much beer from tomorrow!

Pot heads.
No mop heads.
Too much beer from tomorrow!

But there were plenty of sinks to piss in Lance.

Finally a sink to piss in!

Finally a sink to piss in!

For all the cheap assholes!

cheap assholesI just have to end this post.

I love y’all.

Thanks for droppin’ by.

Besides, I started this post yesterday and it is now tomorrow and it’s time for some………. Smirnoff.

I’m out.

I almost forgot.  I got a hand job!   My new Peace ring (Adjustable) In black and white to hide the wrinkles.

I almost forgot. I got a hand job!
My new Peace Mood ring (Adjustable)
In black and white to hide the wrinkles.

Adios Amigos.

I out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Author: Teela Hart

I am a mother, daughter, sister and domestic violence survivor.

22 thoughts on “Got A Sumbeero! No, A Sombrero

  1. Something else Teela. I love your blog. Just never know what you’ll be up to next.

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    • Hahaha…..that’s true sometimes I don’t even know.
      Thank you so much for reading my crazy and following me.
      I look forward to reading more of yours too

      😀

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  2. This was quite a change of pace! Funny! Smiles for this one!

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  3. Thanks for the great laugh! Life can just be that way sometimes😄

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  4. You THUNDER away Girl!

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  5. Love it, Teela – especially the toilet paper: how absolutely hilarious! xxx

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  6. Everyone needs a sombrero so they’ll have something to dance around after drinking too much tequila.

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    • Tequila calls me regularly.
      However, I refrain.
      It gets me in trouble.
      So, I stick to Vodka. 😀
      Like it don’t get me into trouble. 🙄
      Love the video. I mean that shit!
      Thank you HH You make my heart swell. Bigger than all git out.

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  7. You’re so funny 😉 and dammit, I wish I was drinking beer tonight!

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    • Hee Hee
      Thank you for your unending support!
      I mean that.
      I tried being serious, I don’t like it much. Unless I have to be, such as last night. But it was a new day. I decided to use it.
      😀

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  8. I think I commented on this…(original)
    The first step is admitting you have a problem…with the internet..

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