Another surprise visit from the ex asshole and I’m just not going to burden you with all the pissy details, but I’m kinda sick of all the shit he seems to FEEL that I’m fuckin’ buying. He thinks he is so damn clever. Newsflash………”you’re a dumbass.”
To quote R Lee Ermy (Full Metal Jacket)
My Dearest Ex:
“You will not speak until you are spoken to
And the first and last words outta your sewer mouth will be “Yes Mam”
You will not laugh
You will not cry
You will learn by the numbers
I will teach you”
Do not come back to my house and upset my children not even one more time and let me give you a tiny bit more advice, that you won’t take and will regret later, don’t play with dynamite, I’m liable to blow up in your face and that will hurt like motherfucker.
“You’re one bridge I’d like to burn, scatter the ashes, smash the urn, I’m through, with you……….”
I’m fuckin’ done!