Teela Hart

Surviving Domestic Violence

Everybody Get the F;%^k Back Down! *Warning: Offensive and Inapropriate*


I’ve seen things that I cannot un-see and I’ve done things that cannot undo.  I’m not going to throw that lemonade bullshit out there, but, I am gonna say that I’m just starting the hell over, from scratch.  I’ve discovered that I have a lotta gravel and tar in my personality.  Well, that’s not totally true, I’ve always had it, I just never let it out to play.  Today I’m weak and I’m gonna put it out there. Just remember, I’m under construction and you know how it is on a construction site.  A lot o’ saw dust, cussin, hollerin’, dirt piles, back hoes transits and the like.  There’s always a nail gun, a glue gun, extention chords and a whole slew o’ raw materials.

constructionI left home when I was 16, finished school, graduated from nursing school with honors, married, divorced, married and divorced.  I ignored most “closed road” signs.  Road Closed?  Not a problem, I’ll just skirt right on around that mother fucker and keep on gittin’ it.  This would be such an occasion for me, this particular post I mean.  My naughty side wants to come out and play and I’m sorry for all involved, but I’m gonna let her.

road closedLast summer I listened to a particular song over and over.  I didn’t pay any attention to the words, I liked the beat.  It made me wanna dance and dance I did, every time I heard it.  My children got a real kick out of it, mainly because I clueless to the words or  insinuations therein.  So, one fine day my daughter showed me the video of said song and I became, well, irate and more than a little irritated that I could no longer bop to the beet of this particular favorite of mine.  It was a true shock and awe moment when I realized my “hypocrisy knows no bounds.” (Doc Holiday)

As is true to me, I set out to make that shit right and stumbled looked for something to put this song to shame.  (As much as it breaks my heart.)  Without further ado, I present you with a masterpiece parody of this song.  It makes me feel better and I can most assuredly continue to dance with conviction now.

Men:  This may be offensive to you, but it’s funny as hell to me.  Just so you know, I wouldn’t say I’m a feminist, but I suppose that depends on one’s definition of feminist.  I use the word loosely.





Author: Teela Hart

I am a mother, daughter, sister and domestic violence survivor.

20 thoughts on “Everybody Get the F;%^k Back Down! *Warning: Offensive and Inapropriate*

  1. Thank you for the giggle T!


  2. Effing brilliant, Teela: excellent song – made me laugh. Love your honest piece too. You are great JUST AS YOU ARE, and don’t let anyone tell you different. A four letter word is worth two in the bush!! xxx


  3. It’s okay, any day or every day, to decide that your real life begins now and by golly you are quite good enough just as you are.

    I don’t know the original song so I’ll take your word that it is offensive. And, truth be told, I’m all for women’s equality. One’s about as good as another. 😀

    Be well!


  4. Hahahaha! That was too funny! 😀 You are so funny!


  5. Love it!!!!! The words and actions are a perfect match of the original. Funny as Hell. That needs to come out every Throwback Thursday. You are the Queen of transferring videos, maybe you can help me. I have a special one for an upcoming post. When I transferred the code to the post only the link transferred. When you have a minute to help, the tools are not the most organized. Thanks. 🙂


  6. This made my day…ha ha ha…


  7. Ya know…
    I love this.


  8. I really enjoyed that song too until watching the video. This parody is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!


  9. lol!!!!!!!
    that was really REALLY bad. (white girl raps, eek!)
    but also really REALLY good.


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