I hate Valentine’s Day because:        

Media tries to pressure you into spending copious amounts of money in order to procure a perfect Valentine’s Day gift.

2.       Valentine’s Day sucks

       Merchandisers drool over the ridiculous amounts of cash that will roll in.

4.       Valentine’s Day sucks

       Women dream of roses, cards and confections they probably will not get.

6.       Valentine’s Day sucks

    Women secretly hope they will get that two-carat rock that never materializes.

8.       Valentine’s Day sucks

       Guys break up with Gals so they do not have to buy a Valentine’s Day gift.

If you have someone to love, you prove your love to him or her every day.  You do not need one special day just to be sure.

PS:  This post was not made under duress.

I have a lover.